Tumblr (3.0; @msmollie)http://msmollie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13b858a7681569d157bd06fd1ab5e672/tumblr_mn8fj0uuRQ1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can.not.stop.playing</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/51124507621http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/51124507621Wed, 22 May 2013 23:40:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0fb0f190144097be51791b699f802cc/tumblr_mn621hSfkx1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks for my new addiction @maryann0094 !!</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/51013356669http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/51013356669Tue, 21 May 2013 16:53:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fed3ccd3d122de3575b0dd4ccb50c59/tumblr_mmy16sgQxE1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50649099064http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50649099064Fri, 17 May 2013 08:54:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3de6e2c874286167704dfb63839e71db/tumblr_mmrb2ngIdI1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Portrait of me</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50369031686http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50369031686Mon, 13 May 2013 17:44:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc5d40707980956be36df3690bae8735/tumblr_mml1fjjN5r1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mr. Friend</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50085202104http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50085202104Fri, 10 May 2013 08:30:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11162c3fd5125f9c888c67a6fa028cc0/tumblr_mmkdk9ThlY1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thursday night party</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50067066589http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50067066589Thu, 09 May 2013 23:55:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1901e1a3377379158c9ec8f3cd28dd2/tumblr_mmjfwto0fv1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When I ask Maggie to smile she makes a face that looks similar to a drunk hillbilly. When I asked her not to make that face, this is what I got.</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50017092370http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/50017092370Thu, 09 May 2013 11:48:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/251ecedbdfc3a4b78cf28d5f1dcaf657/tumblr_ml1ujeW3wS1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/47629363021http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/47629363021Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:14:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0802ffc0acf06a4fc29dc8976099eb1/tumblr_ml1uepwPTk1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/47629213089http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/47629213089Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:11:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dba50f5328bf868a58887a544e501cf/tumblr_mkowlgzHGs1qcho77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/47033392823http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/47033392823Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:29:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9828c015d74bba77604190696bfb0f39/tumblr_mjpuloE6nz1s8y0q1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://awpoops.tumblr.com/post/45435149017/how-can-i-just-turn-and-walk-away-just-let-you" class="tumblr_blog">awpoops</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>How can I just turn and walk away? Just let you leave without that sauce?</p></blockquote> <p>This is for Megan Coyan</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/45451785722http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/45451785722Fri, 15 Mar 2013 19:12:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1prbvg7Hi1r1w2npo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toxiccunts.tumblr.com/post/43053123621/wukristina-alexander-oppa-ryannxp">toxiccunts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wukristina.tumblr.com/post/43047800114/alexander-oppa-ryannxp-markerdemon">wukristina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexander-oppa.tumblr.com/post/43046482460/ryannxp-markerdemon-skinny-depression">alexander-oppa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryannxp.tumblr.com/post/42261648238">ryannxp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://markerdemon.tumblr.com/post/42101518230/skinny-depression-fucking-powerful-and">markerdemon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skinny-depression.tumblr.com/post/42097892244/fucking-powerful-and-unfortunately-true">skinny-depression</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fucking powerful. and unfortunately true</p> </blockquote> <p>Tall people are assholes.</p> </blockquote> <p><em>Tall people are assholes.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. </p> </blockquote> <p>Tall people are assholes.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah tall people are assholes.</p> </blockquote> <p>Ha, tall people are asshole, ha!</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/43564660962http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/43564660962Wed, 20 Feb 2013 09:04:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de487c6becadf7fdc3f281d073084ad5/tumblr_mi2f0dJIhn1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/42849186826/flapper-slang-umbrella-young-man-any-girl-can" class="tumblr_blog">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.retronaut.com/2013/02/top-10-most-sarcastic-flapper-slang-words/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HowToBeARetronaut+%28Retronaut%29">Flapper Slang</a><br/></p><ol><li><b>Umbrella</b>: young man any girl can borrow for the evening. </li><li><b> Rock of Ages</b>: any woman over 30 years of age. </li><li><b>Face stretcher</b>: old maid who tries to look young. </li><li><b>Cellar Smeller</b>: a young man who always turns up where there’s free liquor to be had. </li><li><b>Corn Shredder</b>: young man who dances on a girl’s feet. </li><li><b>Being Edisoned</b>: getting asked a lot of boring questions. </li><li><b> Finale Hopper</b>: a young man who arrives after everything is paid for. </li><li><b>Mustard Plaster</b>: unwelcome guy who sticks around. </li><li><b> Potato</b>: a young man shy of brains. </li><li><b>Rug Hopper</b>: young man who never takes a girl out. A parlor hound.</li></ol></blockquote>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/42849924249http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/42849924249Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:08:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9704e03f7948541e3068b12e9a36fadf/tumblr_mhch8wiuQx1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83eb08f4a7e99fa00d1205b1763ac914/tumblr_mhch8wiuQx1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/41706881251/take-the-train" class="tumblr_blog">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://streetanatomy.com/2013/01/28/nyc-penis-subway-map/">Take the Train</a></p></blockquote> <p>Hilarious!</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/41745585048http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/41745585048Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:14:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70995772c2193e8b016c06769f806fc9/tumblr_mgqspjGqi81qav5oho1_500.jpg"/><br/> Olive Oatman, 1858... After her family was killed by Yavapais Indians, she was adopted and raised by Mohave Indians, who gave her a traditional tribal tattoo. <br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37d057d6f60d8e4735dda310e982e415/tumblr_mgqspjGqi81qav5oho2_500.jpg"/><br/> Maud Wagner, the first known female tattooist in the U.S., 1911.<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newyorker.tumblr.com/post/40732869246/maria-lokke-looks-into-a-secret-history-of-women">newyorker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span><strong>Maria Lokke</strong> looks into “A Secret History of Women and Tattoo”: “Though tattoos are an increasingly common, and visible, element of personal style these days, it’s some of the more hidden and historic examples—from Victorian women to circus attractions—that are the most surprising.” </span></p> <p><span>Click-through for a slideshow: </span><a href="http://nyr.kr/Y9ZuB2"><a href="http://nyr.kr/Y9ZuB2">http://nyr.kr/Y9ZuB2</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/40774886514http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/40774886514Thu, 17 Jan 2013 13:44:36 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g-R0-b74Uwo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Can’t get this out of my head. </p> <p>Andrew Bird - Sovay (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-R0-b74Uwo&feature=share">pops4beats</a>)</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/40682392770http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/40682392770Wed, 16 Jan 2013 09:58:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0tx0TTCl1qa5z1ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/4823396227/dear-internet-by-tina-fey-from">afternoonsnoozebutton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey</strong></p> <p>From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.</p> <blockquote> <p>“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”</p> </blockquote> <p>“Dear jerkstore,</p> <p>Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?</p> <p>When I first set out to ruin <em>SNL, </em>I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.</p> <p>I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on <em>SNL </em>was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.</p> <p>Sincerely,</p> <p>Tina Fey</p> <p>P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”</p> <p>(<a href="http://drnorth.wordpress.com/2011/04/14/fragment-22-dear-internet-by-tina-fey/">source</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/40003366951http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/40003366951Tue, 08 Jan 2013 04:11:09 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/P7NXG19l0go?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/38482412838http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/38482412838Fri, 21 Dec 2012 14:41:00 -0500cat power<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RgAFoyIgskY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Gonna learn how to play this on the drums.  </p> <p>Led Zeppelin-Fool In The Rain (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgAFoyIgskY&feature=share">AfroMan1171</a>)</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/38161650886http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/38161650886Mon, 17 Dec 2012 14:21:04 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/41160389" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Postcard from 1952</p>http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/37717029252http://msmollie.tumblr.com/post/37717029252Tue, 11 Dec 2012 10:53:24 -0500